Happy is as Happy does
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SO! I haven’t posted here. In forever. Its because I started a new blog. Its not picture or gif based. Its mostly just me thinking things and typing it out. Pretty boring, but if for some odd reason you enjoy that kinda thing, here it is:
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If I don’t die of alcohol poisoning this weekend I’ll consider it unsuccessful.
If you die from alcohol poisoning this weekend I’ll revive your ass specifically to kick your ass from here to kingdom come.
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well shit
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New code word for anything and everything: Tier 15
Adventure Time is perfect.
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11 More Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent - Seigneur-terraces (French)
Coffee shop dwellers who sit at tables a long time but spend little money. - Ya’arburnee (Arabic)
This word is the hopeful declaration that you will die before someone you love deeply, because you cannot stand to live without them. Literally, may you bury me. - Schlimazel (Yiddish)
Someone prone to bad luck. Yiddish distinguishes between the schlemiel and schlimazel, whose fates would probably be grouped under those of the klutz in other languages. The schlemiel is the traditional maladroit, who spills his coffee; the schlimazel is the one on whom it’s spilled. - Packesel (German)
The packesel is the person who’s stuck carrying everyone else’s bags on a trip. Literally, a burro. - L’esprit de l’escalier (French)
Literally, stairwell wit—a too-late retort thought of only after departure. - Hygge (Danish)
Denmark’s mantra, hygge is the pleasant, genial, and intimate feeling associated with sitting around a fire in the winter with close friends. - Spesenritter (German)
Literally, an expense knight. You’ve probably dined with a spesenritter before, the type who shows off by paying the bill on the company’s expense account. - Cavoli Riscaldati (Italian)
The result of attempting to revive an unworkable relationship. Literally, reheated cabbage. - Bilita Mpash (Bantu)
An amazing, pleasant dream. Not just a “good” dream; the opposite of a nightmare. - Litost (Czech)
Milan Kundera described the emotion as “a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery.” - Murr-ma (Waigman, language of Australia)
To walk alongside the water while searching for something with your feet.
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- Seigneur-terraces (French)
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Harvey used to be a fighting dog. His ears torn from battles he was forced into. He flinches when you talk too loud around him. He gets so excited when you prepare his food, as in disbelief that he’s actually going to eat this many days in a row and when you put the food down he kisses you in gratitude. He’s afraid of thunder, soda cans, the TV and when baby Nick Fury meows when he’s hungry. When we first picked up Harvey from the pound half of his face was missing and he was severely underweight.Now he’s a kitten baby sitter. FIGHT BSL IN YOUR COUNTY.
right in the feels
OH MY GOD THE KITTEN IS LIKE THE SIZE OF HIS EAR I CANNOT EVEN EVER AGAIN
IT’S THE REAL-LIFE VERSION OF THESE GUYS
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so one of the Olympic athletes for running is named "Mahboob" and my dad
- Dad: Look, Mahboob's up front.
- Me: ...Oh my god.
- Dad: Watch out for Mahboob!
- Dad: What if he had a twin.
- Me: omg stop
- Dad: Both Mahboobs are holding out steady in the lead.
- Me: Dad no
- Me: ...Mahboob had to get checked at the hospital.
- Dad: Mahboob's been feeling really sore lately.
- Me: oh god stop
- Dad: Mahboob is getting squished out there!
- Dad: Don't touch Mahboob!
- Me: Yeah, Mahboob is very sensitive.
- Dad: It makes Mahboob sad.
- Me: can't breathe
- Dad: Mahboob can't breathe either.
- Dad: Oh no that guy elbowed Mahboob!
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- Dad: Yeah, I'm a grown man.
- Me: So is Mahboob.
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Burning House in the Middle of a Flood
Someone’s having a bad day.
